Quotes From The Trip: Miami

“You betta get in this p***y”
“Please believe it and retweet it”
“I like women with big paws and small bodies”
“I like women with raspy voices like Spinelli from Recess”
“He looks jewalicious”
“I can hear the sound of the dradel spinning”
“Can someone buy me some titties? My dress keeps falling”
“She needs to retweet that order”
“I’ve never seen a Jewish wee wee, what does it smell like?”
“You not gonna be on your biggest loser shit while we eating”
“We done had 10 false starts”
“I know my phone doesn’t have chicken breast on it”
“That chicken is dead to me”
“I heart being cute”
“Please don’t put date rape drug in my friend’s drink”
“Who the fuck is Jessica?”
“I feel like I’m in an AOL chat room”