Quotes from the Trip: Benin
me: "Sarah Palin is an idiot." him: "No, really?" me: "Do you have deers in Italy?" him: "Whats that?" me: "Bambi" him: "Oh. Yes." "He's so scary. He's so tall and black." "Don't give her the camera, she doesn't know…
Quotes from the Trip: Accra
"I think you have malaria." "So how is Benin?" "Poor" (the Italian) "You want me to pay double to have air conditioning?" (Francis to a taxi driver) "You think because we don't speak Thwee we have money growing on trees?"…
Quotes from the trip: Istanbul
In December 2009 I traveled to Istanbul with four friends from LSE. While rummaging through some papers I stumbled upon a list of quotes from the trip. "Halle Berry" Istanbul was definitely not one of the most diverse cities that…
Quotes From The Trip: Miami
“You betta get in this p***y” “Please believe it and retweet it” “I like women with big paws and small bodies” “I like women with raspy voices like Spinelli from Recess” “He looks jewalicious” “I can hear the sound of…